Friday, April 04, 2008

Hot for Teacher????

So I have gone back to graduate school recently. I am nearly finished with about 9 months to go. I have had several very friendly professors throughout my undergrad and masters course work. However, a teacher I have this semester may be the friendliest. What leads me to believe this, you ask? Well, last night there was an incident in which I was discussing the coursework with the professor and she grabbed my leg (above my knee) and kept it there for several minutes (seemed like hours). I did not hear a word she said while she was feeling me up! All I heard was HAND ON KNEE, HAND ON KNEE, FREAKING TEACHER HAS HER HAND ON MY KNEE!!!! After several minutes she got up and moved on with the class. But the whole time I kept thinking how odd it was.
In all of my schooling I have never had a teacher/professor do anything like this. I mean, I am not ugly, but I am no Brad Pitt. Why would she do this? Is she hot for me? No, surely she is just being friendly (VERY FRIENDLY). Surely she saw my wedding ring... maybe she doesn't care... maybe she is drawn in by my raw animal magnetism...maybe I am reading too much into this...yeah let's go with that! I find it ironic that several male teachers/professors have been fired for things far less. Not that I would ever file a complaint, hell when you are 30, balding and a little overweight any attention is good, even if it is a little creepy. For now I guess I will "feel" out the rest of the semester.


This incident reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5t5GukrWOU


Big B