Stupid Person of the Week Award

Stupid Person of the Week Award

This award will be given weekly to the person who pisses me off the most by just being completely idiotic, asinine, or completely undeserving of the title human being ( a complete waste of space).

This week's award goes to "unnecessarily outraged gym-going hobbit man."

As you know from a previous post it snowed in my home town and was quite cold. So when my wife and I went to the gym with our toddler, my wife was going to drop us off close to the door and then re-park somewhere in BFE. Well, my wife pulled into a spot that had a sign that stated it was reserved for "Gym Member of the Month" Thoughts of some Schwarzenegger, roid riddled, man with arms as big as tree trunks and balls the size of raisins (from the roids, come on everyone has seen those after school specials about Billy and how his nards shrank from his un-dieing need to look like one of the American Gladiators).

So as I get out the car with my son, this A--hole pulls up behind my wife, not letting her leave and then rolls down his window and starts yelling "I am member of the month that is my parking space!" He was completely outraged! So I turn to see who was screaming for us to move, and completely blocked us in. Is it a juiced up Sly Stallone wannabe? No, it is this puny little old man. So I decided that I could yell back at him and not have to worry about funeral arrangements. I yelled to him, "Hey buddy she was only dropping us off and if you backed your ass up, we might be able to move!"

With this display of behavior I would have accused him of having roid rage, but judging from his age and build the only drug he might be abusing is Geritol!

Please feel free to post your own stupid person of the week award in a comment! I am sure there are many stupid people out there roaming the streets.