Stupid Person of the Week February 11-17 Twerpy Trainer Guy

Stupid Person of the Week February 11-17

This weeks "Stupid Person of the Week" is twerpy trainer guy!

My family has been sick the last week, so I had to call in and canceled a session with my personal trainer. (I have been trying to lose weight for the last 10 years and thought I would give this a try). I called well in advance and let him know that I was not feeling well and I would not be coming for my session. I thought that this was acceptable and courteous. However, after heading back to the gym after feeling better a day or two later this guy was a complete jerk. I saw him at the desk and said hello... he did not respond. When he was working with another client and would pass me he would shoot me death rayswith his eyes or just snicker. What the hell??? I am new to the gym scene and still not super comfortable being there and this guy wants to be a dick? I am almost done with my package of sessions and *IF* I sign up again I will be requesting a different trainer, I find this guy highly unprofessional (he once showed up to a training session majorly hungover and still a little drunk) and rude. I may be fat, but that does not give anyone the right to treat me like a lower life form. By the way this guy is not even super fit himself, he looks like a white Irkel, but less cool! Thanks for letting me vent.

Stupid Person of the Week Award

Stupid Person of the Week Award

This award will be given weekly to the person who pisses me off the most by just being completely idiotic, asinine, or completely undeserving of the title human being ( a complete waste of space).

This week's award goes to "unnecessarily outraged gym-going hobbit man."

As you know from a previous post it snowed in my home town and was quite cold. So when my wife and I went to the gym with our toddler, my wife was going to drop us off close to the door and then re-park somewhere in BFE. Well, my wife pulled into a spot that had a sign that stated it was reserved for "Gym Member of the Month" Thoughts of some Schwarzenegger, roid riddled, man with arms as big as tree trunks and balls the size of raisins (from the roids, come on everyone has seen those after school specials about Billy and how his nards shrank from his un-dieing need to look like one of the American Gladiators).

So as I get out the car with my son, this A--hole pulls up behind my wife, not letting her leave and then rolls down his window and starts yelling "I am member of the month that is my parking space!" He was completely outraged! So I turn to see who was screaming for us to move, and completely blocked us in. Is it a juiced up Sly Stallone wannabe? No, it is this puny little old man. So I decided that I could yell back at him and not have to worry about funeral arrangements. I yelled to him, "Hey buddy she was only dropping us off and if you backed your ass up, we might be able to move!"

With this display of behavior I would have accused him of having roid rage, but judging from his age and build the only drug he might be abusing is Geritol!

Please feel free to post your own stupid person of the week award in a comment! I am sure there are many stupid people out there roaming the streets.

Snow Way!

So the weather man has been predicting several inches of snow for the town that I live in. I find it interesting to watch the natives scatter around like ants who have had their hill stomped on, everytime there is a prediction of snow. It is like they have never seen snow before, or snow is some sort of magic powder that falls from the sky and will burn your flesh and everything that it touches. They talk about it for days, it is all you hear about throughout the town. "Did you hear we are going to be getting a big snow?" When in reality 3-4 inches are to be expected. Talk about making a (snow) mountain out of a mole hill. I am not from this town originally (relocated almost 6 years ago) I am from a bigger city where snow is not treated as if it is armegeddon. It falls and the plows take it away it is as simple as that, no big deal. I even have a co-worker who calls in if there is a prediction of snow. Get real! Snow way is it as bad as the natives declare it to be!

To Blog or Not to Blog, That is the Question!

So a couple of my friends have started blogging recently and I really enjoy reading the many adventures of their lives. This brought me to my next thought, should I try blogging myself? I am not the world's best writer and thought that this may improve those skills, as well as help me find my own unique writing voice. My life is really not that exciting, I am just your average person trying to make it through daily life. I will do my best to make the posts exciting (No, I will not post pics of myself naked! Quit asking!!), insightful, and at the very least without speling erors!

Happy Reading,

Big B